You don’t hear it at all, but look out!

The one you know you did, but you do your best to make sure no one knows it was you.

How many times did you fall for this one?

You know what they say when you force something out…  You might end up with a mess…

Clap your hands, I mean cheeks….

Be proud of what you created…

Shots fired…. from your butt…..

Poor Fido….

You know they are a keeper when you can fart in front of your partner…  But there was that very first time it happened….

You know you looked around and there was no one near, but then boom they walked right up to you after you let one go…

Ever run into someone you don’t like…  Just let one go and walk away…  Or you let one go in the elevator and you walk out…

If you have a partner and you do this, that’s just mean…  Funny, but still mean…

When you thought it was going to be just air, but you ended up with a solid one….